
tokyodrifter
Mar 1, 2025 8:31 PM
Confession thread: what classic novels have you DNF'd? Bonus points for multiple attempts. Currently bouncing off Middlemarch, and Absalom Absalom has defeated me three times despite my love of Faulkner.
larry
7 days ago
Don Quixote The Brothers Karamazov (2 times) The Counte of Monte Cristo The Satanic Verses (DNF with only 50 pages left) - is this a classic? Cocaine Hawaii (2 times) - classic? The Confederacy of Dunces (3 times) Catcher in the Rye (3 times) American Psycho (2 times) - classic? War and Peace (lost count) Islands in the Stream (2 times) A Farewell to Arms (3 times) Player Piano
theorangepith
7 days ago
Pride & Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, The Beautiful and the Damned, Inferno, and the list goes on. I think I have DNF'd nearly every English classic novel in existence. Poor me. I started reading them at a tender age while dealing with the fact that English is my third language. The amount of times I had to carry a dictionary and not understanding a single word, let alone the different nuances in their contexts, is embarrassing. I still want to read them, but now, I leave it up to time and my mood; if those books ever find me again, I would give them a shot.
literati
8 days ago
Every book here has nothing on Pilgrim's Progress
pharmakos
14 days ago
Wuthering Heights. I had to read early in my senior year of High School and simply loathed it. Absolutely painful, and I'm not sure I made it 100 pages. Now that I'm twice the age of then, I may give it another go to see if it still warrants my vitriol.
ptsteadman
14 days ago
Independent People by Halldór Laxness, despite the Susan Sontag recommendation, and quite liking its message.
iamafrog
15 days ago
Couldn't do Middlemarch either. I recognize its reputation, but it bored the tits off of me. Similarly, One Hundred Years of Solitude. Some beautiful prose, but it just didn't click. I did read a great essay on Marquez a while ago and it helped me appreciate his vision and impact on Latin American literature. But reading him feels like nothing more than an exercise in florid style with little substance. Lastly, In the Skin of a Lion by Michael Ondaatje. Maybe I just don't give a fuck about magical realism, but what a pointless book about fucking Toronto of all places. I only remember the scene where the guy swallows his own cum from his girlfriend's mouth. That scene was alright.
yarb
15 days ago
I loved Middlemarch but Romola and Daniel Deronda are two Eliots I should have DNF'd instead of chewing though to the bitter end.
yarb
15 days ago
I DNF very rarely but a couple that come to mind are Les Miserables (at about 85%) and Dhalgren (about 2/3 in). Oh and The Woman in White, I think I got about 40% through that. Also Finnegans Wake, I managed about 10 pages a long long time ago but I'll revisit that someday.
no_class
15 days ago
10 years ago I gave up half way through Fahrenheit 451. Last year I was forced to read it for a book club. If it wasn't for the club, I'd give up even sooner the second time. What an awful book
jane
15 days ago
Crime and Punishment and The Master and Margarita, both of which I stopped reading about halfway. I tried really hard to be patient with them but ultimately I was frustrated by their lack of verisimilitude. I always like to think of Nabokov calling C&P a "ghastly rigmarole". I did finish Middlemarch a few years ago and my initial response to it was tepid. I think I had the wrong expectation reading it: I thought it'd be a bildungsroman when it read more like a gossip column. Now that I've had some time to think about it I appreciate it more for its depiction of the pettiness of ordinary people through connected vignettes. I might reread it some time to see how I find it this time. If you're really not enjoying it, I recommend putting down Middlemarch and coming back to it some years later!
tokyodrifter
15 days ago
Yeah, dropped it last night and picked up American Pastoral for a reread (first in ten years).