I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Playing League all day until the sun comes up
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Why would I get a job when I could live with my mom?
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
I got nothing to do, so I goon to futa
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
I can't see my own meat, fill my stomach with treats

[Bridge]
I'm a chud, yes, it's true
I mod Discord and mod Reddit too
I'm a chud, don't you forget it
Mess with my kitten and I'm going to Reddit

[Outro]
Oh, I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Oh, I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud